Himself, The Hot Tub

Principal Lewis, Dr. Kalgary, Nameless Bum, Black Dick, Black Francine, Coma Patient, Ferris Wheel Guy, Homosexual Giant, Jerry, Monty...

Toshi Yoshida, Asian Man, Toshi as S' Assistant

Gwen Ling

Mah Mah

Jessica, Lily, Lisa Silver, Sorority Girl

Debbie

Jackson, Charlie, Faziz, Announcer #2, Cleveland Brown, Guy 1, Kid Doctor, Maitre D', Maitre D' Green Bonneville, Michael Moore...

Barry Robinson, A Wolverine, Manny, Spike, William

Berco, The Falcon, Wolf Poacher

Himself

Lisa Silver

Sharri Rothberg

Minstrel Krampus

Anti-Christ, The Slow Janitor

June Rosewood

Steve Smith, Midget Assassin, Frat Guy, Steve Smith as S, A Wolverine, Cheesy Guy, George Kidney, Jockey with Goatee, Kid on Plane, Scott LaRose

Ax Jenkins

Avery Bullock, Avery Bullock as B, Patrick Stewart, Police Academy Chief

Hayley Smith, Barb Hanson, Hayley Smith as Ms. Peacenickel, Reshma, Actress, Barbra Streisand, Deborah, Gertie, Guest #2, Gypsy Woman...

Akiko Yoshida

Father Donovan

Francine Smith, Francine Smith as Sexpun T'Come, Becky, Patricia

Lisa Silver, Becky Arangino

Minstrel Krampus

Various

Mia

Cap'n Monty

Jeff Fischer, Jeff Fisher, Donnie, Donnie Patterson, Glenn, Kidnapper

Betty Smith, Marylin Thacker

Andrew, Matt Davis