Berco, The Falcon, Wolf Poacher

Principal Lewis, Dr. Kalgary, Nameless Bum, Black Dick, Black Francine, Coma Patient, Ferris Wheel Guy, Homosexual Giant, Jerry, Monty...

Toshi Yoshida, Asian Man, Toshi as S' Assistant

Lisa Silver

Mah Mah

Jessica, Lily, Lisa Silver, Sorority Girl

Debbie

Jackson, Charlie, Faziz, Announcer #2, Cleveland Brown, Guy 1, Kid Doctor, Maitre D', Maitre D' Green Bonneville, Michael Moore...

Barry Robinson, A Wolverine, Manny, Spike, William

Lisa Silver, Becky Arangino

Himself

General Juanito Pequeño

Sharri Rothberg

Ax Jenkins

Anti-Christ, The Slow Janitor

June Rosewood

Steve Smith, Midget Assassin, Frat Guy, Steve Smith as S, A Wolverine, Cheesy Guy, George Kidney, Jockey with Goatee, Kid on Plane, Scott LaRose

Gwen Ling

Avery Bullock, Avery Bullock as B, Patrick Stewart, Police Academy Chief

Hayley Smith, Barb Hanson, Hayley Smith as Ms. Peacenickel, Reshma, Actress, Barbra Streisand, Deborah, Gertie, Guest #2, Gypsy Woman...

Minstrel Krampus

Father Donovan

Francine Smith, Francine Smith as Sexpun T'Come, Becky, Patricia

Akiko Yoshida

Mia

Various

Minstrel Krampus

Cap'n Monty

Jeff Fischer, Jeff Fisher, Donnie, Donnie Patterson, Glenn, Kidnapper

Betty Smith, Marylin Thacker

Andrew, Matt Davis