Dick, Charles the Hunchback, Wilbur Kentucky

Principal Lewis, Dr. Kalgary, Nameless Bum, Black Dick, Black Francine, Coma Patient, Ferris Wheel Guy, Homosexual Giant, Jerry, Monty...

Toshi Yoshida, Asian Man, Toshi as S' Assistant

Lisa Silver

Father Donovan

Debbie

Himself

Jackson, Charlie, Faziz, Announcer #2, Cleveland Brown, Guy 1, Kid Doctor, Maitre D', Maitre D' Green Bonneville, Michael Moore...

Barry Robinson, A Wolverine, Manny, Spike, William

Lisa Silver, Becky Arangino

Andrew, Matt Davis

General Juanito Pequeño

Betty Smith, Marylin Thacker

Ax Jenkins

Jack Smith

June Rosewood

Steve Smith, Midget Assassin, Frat Guy, Steve Smith as S, A Wolverine, Cheesy Guy, George Kidney, Jockey with Goatee, Kid on Plane, Scott LaRose

Gwen Ling

Avery Bullock, Avery Bullock as B, Patrick Stewart, Police Academy Chief

Hayley Smith, Barb Hanson, Hayley Smith as Ms. Peacenickel, Reshma, Actress, Barbra Streisand, Deborah, Gertie, Guest #2, Gypsy Woman...

Minstrel Krampus

Anti-Christ, The Slow Janitor

Francine Smith, Francine Smith as Sexpun T'Come, Becky, Patricia

Akiko Yoshida

Mia

Mah Mah

Minstrel Krampus

Cap'n Monty

Jeff Fischer, Jeff Fisher, Donnie, Donnie Patterson, Glenn, Kidnapper

Jessica, Lily, Lisa Silver, Sorority Girl

Berco, The Falcon, Wolf Poacher