Mitch Hedberg
Birthday: 24 February 1968, St. Paul, Minnesota, USA
Birth Name: Mitchell Lee Hedberg
Height: 185 cm
Mitch Hedberg was born in St. Paul, Minnesota, on February 24, 1968. He began his stand-up career in Florida, and after a period of honing his skills there he moved to Seattle and began touring. He so ...Show More
If I worked at a grocery store and I saw a duck come in and take a loaf of bread with his beak, I'd Show more
If I worked at a grocery store and I saw a duck come in and take a loaf of bread with his beak, I'd let him go. Hide
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later... Show more
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later....so, yeah.' Hide
Whenever somebody hands me a flier, it's like they're saying, "Here, *you* throw this away."
Whenever somebody hands me a flier, it's like they're saying, "Here, *you* throw this away."
I like escalators because they can't break down. They can only temporarily become stairs.
I like escalators because they can't break down. They can only temporarily become stairs.
Wearing a turtle-neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy...all damn day! In fact, if you w Show more
Wearing a turtle-neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy...all damn day! In fact, if you wear a backpack and a turtle-neck, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down! Hide
My hotel doesn't have a 13th floor because of superstition, but people on the 14th floor, you know w Show more
My hotel doesn't have a 13th floor because of superstition, but people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. Hide
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.
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