Miss March
On the night that he and his high-school sweetheart, Cindi, plan to consummate their love, Eugene whacks his head and falls into a coma. Four years later he wakes up to hear that she has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines, Play Boy!
2 December 1972, El Paso, Texas, USA
7 October 1995, Arlington, Texas, USA
22 December 1995, Miami, Florida, USA
6 June 1986, Los Angeles, California, USA
30 May 1979, Inglewood, California, USA
30 June 1972, Canada
January 24, 1985 in Los Angeles, California, USA
21 December 1981, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
20 March 1973, Burnsville, Minnesota, USA
September 8, 1980 in Kingston, Jamaica
1 August 1975, Hollywood, California, USA
23 August 1983, Grapevine, Texas, USA
19 July 1980, Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA
4 July 1980, Los Angeles, California, USA
4 August 1946, Baltimore, Maryland, USA
12 April 1987, Scottsdale, Arizona, USA
September 18, 2009
Some of the lewdest, unfunniest jokes ever made, and at the end one feels in need of a stiff drink, a hot shower and a lesson in selective amnesia.
September 11, 2009
If this film were as racist as it is sexist (which it very nearly is), it would be a buddy movie about the madcap antics of two Klan members on a lynching spree. Appalling. If we could give it zero out of five, we would.
September 11, 2009
Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It's so poor that you begin to suspect it's a pastiche.
January 01, 2010
The movie's over-use of poop and pee is further evidence of its desperation.
March 16, 2009
Forget March, this one misses by a mile.
July 06, 2010
Definitely worth seeing if you like a good gross-out film/ sex comedy.
March 16, 2009
Anyone who goes to see Miss March hoping for a voyeuristic, '80-flavored T&A smutfest will be sorely disappointed.
March 19, 2009
Hugh Hefner shows up to give an addled lecture after Eugene and Tucker make it to the Playboy Mansion, and you think: Wasn't it just last summer that he so sweetly played himself in The House Bunny?
September 25, 2009
At its best, this lewder, cruder spin on last year's "Sex Drive" has a disarmingly daffy shaggy-dog touch a la "Half-Baked" or "The Brothers Solomon." But by the time a woman enjoys champagne spiked with dog urine, "Miss March" is all turn-offs.
March 16, 2009
Forget waterboarding -- just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything.
March 16, 2009
The movie's aiming for the drunken college crowd but most of the gags have the nervous, giggly idiocy of two middle-school kids flipping through dad's Playboy.
September 11, 2009
A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.
