Conan the Barbarian (2011)
A powerful Cimmerian warrior, Conan carves a bloody path across the land of Hyboria to get his revenge on the evil warlord who attacked his village and murdered his father when he was a boy.
22 June 1971, Stepney, London, England, UK
6 August 1969, Kazakhstan
19 July 1973, Villepinte, Seine-Saint-Denis, France
1963
4 October 1986, Sofia, Bulgaria
26 March 1976, Haskovo, Bulgaria
19 May 1973, Warsaw, Poland
March 01, 2013
Conan the Barbarian is shocking not merely for its blood and guts violence but for how surprisingly gripping and compelling it is, even muddy in 3D.
January 15, 2013
Missing the myth, the sorcery and the humor of the original big screen "Conan."
October 02, 2012
Conan the Barbarian is a hollow beat 'em up with shallow characters and, worst of all, below average action.
November 16, 2015
If I made it sound entertaining, I didn't mean to. It's not "so bad it's good," it's just really, really bad.
August 19, 2011
Does it satisfy, this tale? In its own modest way, it does.
July 15, 2016
Momoa doesn't have Arnold's 7-time-Mr.-Olympia-winning muscles, but they're still impressive. Plus he can sort of act. Arnold could sort of act too, but Jason can sort of act better.
August 19, 2011
It ain't a pretty sight -- in fact, it's downright barbaric.
August 19, 2011
The 2011 version of Conan the Barbarian looks cheap and feels rushed. The few good elements are dwarfed by a generic, nonsensical plot and shoddy storytelling.
August 24, 2013
In some ways, I even liked it better than the original because it didn't take itself so deathly seriously.
August 19, 2011
Shoddy acting, no real plot, and silly dialogue? You betcha!
August 19, 2011
It's just another ham-handed adventure flick in eye-deadening, wallet-draining 3-D.
August 24, 2011
Rent the original instead.
