Cockneys vs Zombies
In this film, there will be a large group of people made up of bank robbers and pensioners fighting their way out of a zombie-infested London that will destroy everything. Now, these people are in a battle with reality when they have to get to the retirement home.
1985, Sutton Coldfield, West Midlands, England, UK
14 January 1934, Merton, Surrey, England, UK
3 October 1987, London, England, UK
August 30, 2013
This low-budget entry doesn't add much to the overpopulated recent roster of zombie flicks
August 20, 2013
[Blu-ray Review] Director Matthias Hoene gives the derivative tale a refreshing wit to go along with the flit pacing and imaginative gore.
August 07, 2013
A satisfying, enormously likable genre cocktail, Cockneys vs. Zombies not only delivers upon its title promise, but does so with wit and fleet-of-foot aplomb.
August 26, 2015
This frantic lark is a bit more clever and a lot more amiable than most of what passes for "zom-com" these days.
August 01, 2013
The oldsters are feisty - a gun-totin' granny is played by Pussy Galore herself, "Goldfinger's" Honor Blackman - but the shtick's as flat as old ale.
January 08, 2016
Cockneys vs. Zombies doesn't offer much ingenuity in the zombie subgenre, but it's a rather enjoyable movie if you're looking for foul-mouthed, gun-toting octogenarians battling hordes of the undead with a caper twist thrown in for good measure.
July 31, 2013
"Cockneys vs. Zombies" might as well be "Babies vs. Zombies" or "Cats vs. Zombies" - strictly for addicts who don't care where their undead fix comes from.
August 01, 2013
As subtle as its title, "Cockneys vs. Zombies" is mildly funny and easily likable.
October 31, 2013
Maybe it's me, but after all the bloated, clanging, FX-driven summer tent poles, I'm partial to a gentle genre horror comedy that has gooey guts - but doesn't throw the heart out with the steaming entrails.
August 01, 2013
[Hoene] set out to make a funny, fast-moving gross-out zombie flick, nothing beyond that, and he has succeeded with style.
July 30, 2013
Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares.
August 02, 2013
You may protest that this is just a splattery feature-length sketch, and you'd be absolutely right. Why not have a laugh at this absurdly trite concept?
