Jimmy Fallon

Club Manager, Marvin Astley

Contestant, The Bride, Woman

Anti-Abortion Activist, Wil Wheaton

Jesus Christ, Various, Baseball Announcer #1, Bellgarde, Floyd, Additional Voices, Alan Rickman, Announcer #10, B-Ryan, Clerk...

Crystal Quagmire, Mistress Vita, Teen People Editor

Rush Limbaugh, Red 6, Rush Limbaugh as The Rancor

Jewish Man, Ray Romano, Raymond, Trekkie #1

Mayor Adam West, Mayor Adam West as Grand Moff Tarkin, Ace Merrill, Batman, Fairy Godmother, Himself

Fred Flintstone, Homer Simpson, Barney Rubble, George Jetson, John Goodman, Max Weinstein, Paul Sorvino, Scott Caan, Swift Songwriter, Sylvester...

Ben Fishman

Shauna Parks

Girl, Girl #1, Rape Victim, Woman, A Checkout Girl in a Cheap Dress Who Wants to Be a Model, Alyssa, Andy Garcia's Date, Angry Mob Woman, Bachelorette Party Attendant, Bond Girl...

Nora

James William Bottomtooth III, Various, Agent #1, Blue Talking Car, Cat Burglar, Caveman, Co-Worker #1, Conductor, Curls from 'B.C', Elephant...

Various, Old Lady, Poor Student, Tiffani Thiessen

Sam, Various

Chevy Chase, Clark Griswold

Kid, Bully, Dewey, Gene Shalit, Kid #1, Various

Gretchen Mercer

Max Weinstein

Farmer's Date, Karen Griffin (Heavy Flo), Philippa

Gordon Gronkowski

Jason Voorhees, Dale Robinson, Vacuum Repairman

Death, Frog, Hans, Spongebob

Frank Sinatra Jr.

Herself

Vinny, Himself

Pam

George W. Bush, Ross Fishman, Various, AA Member, Additional Voices, Angry Mob Man, Ben Fishman, Crowd, Door Guard, Ferris Bueller...

Joe Swanson, Boggs, Colonial Joe, Joe, Joe Swanson as Biggs Darklighter, Joe Swanson as Imperial Probe Droid, Joe Swanson as Jabba the Hutt, Joe Swanson as Wise Man, Joe's Mother, Joey Duchamp...