Drew Cohn

Drew Cohn was accidentally abandoned by his family in the Himalayan Mountains during a family reunion.. Raised by a pack of wild African Hyenas who had lost their way, Drew traveled throughout Asia on ...Show More

Drew Cohn was accidentally abandoned by his family in the Himalayan Mountains during a family reunion.. Raised by a pack of wild African Hyenas who had lost their way, Drew traveled throughout Asia on all fours by the age of 4 and mastered four of the martial arts: a black belt in Ninjitsu and Tai Pai Kai Mai Tai, a brown belt in Prenatal Yoga and a gold rainbow belt in Spinlates. It was then that he began to study the inner consciousness of the soul's spirit in efforts to spiritually awaken himself and bring peace to the world. At age 7 he had mastered Beethoven, Mozart and perfectly replicated the Sistine Chapel on a Danish hostel's wall (with his less dominate, left hand). It was then that Drew's lack of interest in photography never was realized and never developed. He had nothing to do with camera work-ever.At age of 10, he won most improved swimmer on a Polynesian swim team he wasn't a member of. In his championship quest on the team, he created an evil adversary which the details are still unclear as to what happened there.Nonetheless, this turned into a worldwide manhunt for Drew and he fought valiantly.. he fought valiantly off.. he fought valiantly off this evil adversary, multiple under cover security guards/ Zen Yoga Masters and fled to Switzerland, Greece, and other European countries using the Euro. Drew successfully eluded authorities such as 9-1-1, Interpol, and former East Germans living in West Germany (also known as.. Germans who once lived in the Eastern part of Germany and now live in the Western part....... of Germany).Drew eventually landed in London where the Euro was no good and quickly became homeless. That's when luck, charm and his spiritual side collided and he transformed into who is now not that well known.. a spiritual guru named, "Kunta Punta Hi Cee Lo Me Nacha Transaction File." After being sought after by the London school of dramatic economics where he practiced emotional venting on current downgraded economic disasters such as the United States Real Estate crisis of 2008, Drew stumbled into a British pub for Fish and Chips.After multiple pints of John Smith's Extra Smooth (#97 of top 100 worst beers ever) Drew stumbled out of this pub and into a new age Jazz/ Valley Girl inspired acting troupe called "Hey, we like do Shakespearean." Although he never was a member nor acknowledged for his work by any member, his Zen ambition drove him to study harder. Which he did.Drew Cohn now resides in Los Angeles (Spanish for "The City") and is an actor, writer, and producer.And a business incubator. And an art gallery visitor. And a movie connoisseur. And a hip hop engineer. And a people connector. And an ice cream truck operator. And an astronaut trainer. And a used car salesman. And a used car driver. And a boom operator observer.This unverified account of Drew is all 100% completely true. Almost of all of it. Well most of it. Mostly some of it, actually. It's actually all totally true. Hide